Women of my dreams

I've been single since June 25, 2005.

I've exposed myself to a lot of different groups of people and geographical locations since, hoping to meet someone that strikes my fancy.

And although I have met plenty of dudes and went on plenty of dates, it seems that I connected the best with... well... a few girls.

These girls provided me certain aspects/qualities I look for in a hetero-relationship.

Well, minus the dick of course.

Here is a list why I should be a lesbian, but am not because I love the cock.


1. Jamie: My fiance. I proposed to her on facebook and she accepted me. Jamie and I are retardedly similar, it's scary. We are both vulgar, blunt, honest, comfortable in our own skin, confident, sexy, smart, hilarious and shameless.

We worked together on our college yearbook. I first fell in love with her for her dedication and passion to it, something most people didn't give a flying fuck about. She also had the most out-there sense of humor... something I find to be rare but much appreciated.

She has a way of reading me too... as if she knows exactly what is going on in my head... even if it's inappropriate. And she doesn't' judge me for anything. If anything, she enjoys my flaws as a decent human being, makes fun of me, and accepts me for who I am.



2. Vivie: It's probably my little obsession with people who look like Vietnamese orphan children, but I absolutely adore this woman. I met her as an RA and we were clearly opposites from the start. But that didn't stop her from trying to get to know me. I think the fact that we are so different attracted us to one another. We spend a lot of time together, swimming in each others minds.

After several months, we discovered we share more similarities than we thought.

Vivie has a very unique set of eyes. She sees the world in a light I think everyone should have. If half of the people Vivie's age saw the world the way she does, this world would be ten times better off.

She is intelligent, observant, hilarious, real, caring, kind, comfortable in her shoes, confident, aware, and adorable. Heart of gold this woman has. As well as mine.

If neither of us finds a man, we've decided that I would have her child and she would have mine. How? Find a sperm donor within our families. Hence our status on facebook: It's complicated.

Vietnamese-Polish babies? Sexiness.



3. The Katies: Although Katie Uno and Katie Due are married, I happen to be their love affair on the side... which I'm okay with.

The Katies and I will always share a deep, passionate love... and we will always put each other first before any guy. Currently, both girls have significant others. Thier men know exactly where they stand. Behind the tri-pod.

Our connection started out through living in Rome, and anything Italian will forever hold us together like glue. If life decides to take a shit on us, we're all selling our possessions and buying a house in Tuscany... Under the Tuscan Sun style.



4. Shannon: Girlfriend. Although I've known this lady since I was 11, my love for her didn't truly spark til summer 2008. She is one of the strongest people I know. Not only physically, but emotionally, romantically, sexually, and even economically! (so responsible).

I adore her for her commitment to anything she puts her head to, her love of close friends, and her "I don't give a fuck" attitude. She is who she is, and if you don't like it, sucks for you.

Shannon and I are a part of a quad of girls called the girlies. The other two happen to have significant others. Naturally Shannon and I hang out a lot since the other two have their men... and thus we became a couple so we don't feel left out on the couple events. :)

If neither of us finds a man, we've planned to build a huge house in an urban location where we would each have our own "wing" of the house for our FUN FRIENDS. We will also be have ostriches, llamas, turtles and a monkey.



5. Grace: My most recent girlfriend. We are also very much a like, despite our different pasts. Grace amazes me with her confidence. Although most people take it as arrogance or call her egotistic, I think she's one spicy cinnamon jelly bean... and there's nothing but sexiness in that.

We bond over our talents in the communications/journalism field... but we also have the same outlook on a lot of things in life...which is rare for me to find since I am... well a bit odd.

Plus, she's a redhead... and I'm obsessed with redheads. Redheads are either really ugly or absolutely gorgeous. There is no middle ground. Grace, naturally, lands in the latter sect.

If neither of us finds a man, we've decided to move to Arizona. Rent is cheap and the boys are hot!

What ALL these women have in common (besides the obvious intelligence, wit, gorgeousness, etc), is that Jamie, Vivie, the Katies, Shannon, and Grace all know their worth. These women don't settle. They don't compare themselves to anyone or anyone else's standards. They work hard, and they know how to play hard (in different ways... but it's still playing!) And if anything, that is what I respect and love the most about these women.

More women need to find their self worth.

These women also have the ability to carry conversation... something that unfortunately lacks for some reason if you have a penis. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure there are plenty of men out there that can... but... where they at?

I'm not trying to whine about boys. I enjoy being single. I am in no rush to get married or start a family. There are still so many things on my To Do List before I flip to that chapter.

And just for the record, I am not bisexual. I would never consider dating a woman.

I do believe in Hetero-life mates though.

:)